Had moderate success creating marketing channels for banjos in Deltona, FL. My current pet project is merchandising puppets in Pensacola, FL. Spent 2002-2008 writing about ice cream in Minneapolis, MN. Practiced in the art of implementing xylophones for no pay. Spent 2002-2009 licensing rocking horses in Orlando, FL. Spent college summers short selling saliva in New York, NY.